‘Find My Hecks’
Season 7, Episode 23 - Aired May 11, 2016
With Axl and Sue back home for summer vacation, Frankie and Mike set a curfew so they're not up half the night worrying where their kids are. After Axl and Sue ignore the curfew, Frankie turns to a phone app which lets her track her kids' whereabouts. Meanwhile, Brick tries to scope out the competition for class valedictorian.
Quote from Frankie
Mike: Why are you so calm about this? You were the one that was all worked up before, and all of a sudden you're fine with it?
Frankie: 'Cause I know they left the party an hour ago, went to Tally's Diner, and now they're on their way home.
Mike: Oh. They texted you?
Frankie: No.
Mike: Call?
Frankie: Huh-unh. I'm gonna tell you something, but you got to be cool about it. [whispering] I'm tracking them.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Yeah, see? I just follow each of their dots on the map.
Mike: That's them right there?
Frankie: Mm-hmm. Yeah, they should be pulling into the driveway just about... now.
Axl: [enters] [grunts] Hey.
Sue: I wanted to come home right away, but Axl made me stop for biscuits and gravy.
Frankie: That's fine. I'm cool.
Quote from Mike
Axl: Hey, could you grab me a pop?
Mike: Oh, sorry. Can't. I'm not anywhere near the pop. [closes refrigerator door]
Quote from Mike
Mike: Look at this. Axl's gonna be late for work at Little Betty. I told him when he was leaving he was gonna be late, and now he's stopping at Cinnabon. He's coming in late, he's eating at the competition... What's with this kid?
Frankie: Okay, you're getting a little crazy with this tracking app. I mean, the whole week you've been glued to your phone. You're like a giant 12-year-old girl. Just be cool. Loosen the reins a bit.
Mike: Eh.
Quote from Axl
Sue: Oh, my God. Three amazing Orson parties in one week. This is what Oscar season must feel like for Jennifer Lawrence.
Axl: That's weird. Why are all the lights on?
Sue: Mom? Dad?
Axl: Pbht! Well, they couldn't have gone anywhere. Mom's purse is here.
Sue: They're not in their bedroom, and Mom's car is gone, but the doughnut place closes at midnight, so where would she be? [sighs] Where could they have gone?
Axl: God, Mom and Dad are always on our case about letting someone know if you're gonna be out late, and... Oh-ho-ho-ho... All right. I see what they're doing. A little dose of our own medicine. Okay. [chuckles] You can come out now.
Sue: This is getting freaky. I'm gonna call. Where did they go?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Poor Brick. I can't believe he didn't get valedictorian.
Mike: Think he's still at school? Shouldn't he be home by now?
Frankie: I hope he's okay. Maybe we should check. Just one more time. [sighs] Oh, no. He's at Mayfield Park. That's where he goes when he's feeling down about stuff. Aw.