Frankie: [sighs] I just want you to take care of yourself, all right, and now is the time to do it when I have free dental care. Please? I need you. I can't get Axl to do anything.
Mike: Right. All right. Enough. Enough talking about it. I'll do it, okay? You happy?
Frankie: Oh. [scoffs] There's a lot of road to travel between me and that destination, but I am relieved. Thank you.

Frankie: So... I hear someone had a mesial distal occlusal with a slight pulp horn exposure. Mm-hmm. See? I told you it wasn't nothing. Here's your card for the follow-up.
Mike: Oh, yeah. Oh, w... Thursday? No. Th-That's a... That's a Pacers game. It's... You know what? I'll... I'll call him. I'll figure it out.

Frankie: Okay. I changed your appointment for you. It's with Dr. Lambert now.
Mike: What? Why'd you do that?
Frankie: So you could see your game.
Mike: No. That... That's not gonna work. I-I don't want to see some other doctor. I-I only want Dr. Goodwin.
Frankie: Aw, that's sweet. But Dr. Lambert is really good. He's even staying late and missing his kid's volleyball game so he can do this.
Mike: Well, hang on. I don't think I want to see a guy like that. I mean, a guy who doesn't put his own kids first?
Brick: ♪ He was the latest trendzie ♪
Mike: Brick, knock it off. I want Dr. Goodwin. I-I-I will only accept Dr. Goodwin. You were right. He is the best.
Frankie: All right. I'll change it back for you, but you're gonna miss some of the Pacers game.
Mike: I-I don't care. It's worth it if I can see the world's best doctor.
Frankie: Wow. You must be really in a lot of pain.
Mike: [sighs] You have no idea.

Tyler: Hey, I got your call, and I rushed right over. Of course, I'm not sure it can be classified as rushing at six miles an hour.
Sue: Yeah. Oh, thanks for picking me up from the party. I walked by some kids who were smoking, and I held my breath for as long as I could, but then I had to take a breath. And I don't know what they were smoking, but it could have been marijuana, because one of them had a knit hat on.
Tyler: Sounds like I got here just in time.
Sue: Mm-hmm.
Tyler: Yeah.
Sue: Yeah, so... the whole party thing's not really my scene.
Tyler: Yeah, me neither.
Sue: Oh, really?
Tyler: Yeah, I'd much rather have, like, a nice dinner, cozy evening in, maybe watch some Netflix. I'm basically 40. [Sue laughs]

Tyler: Anyway, I'll have you home in just a minute.
Sue: Oh, actually, I have to go to the Pharmacy Building to pick up a notebook. Sorry. I know it's all the way on the other side of campus.
Tyler: No, I don't mind. There's beautiful moon tonight.
Sue: It is beautiful, isn't it?
Tyler: You know what? It actually reminds me of that movie A Tree Falls for Forest.
Sue: What's that?
Tyler: Oh, it's so bad, it's good. It's about this freakishly tall girl who falls for a guy named Forest. [Sue cchuckles] Yeah, you got to see it.
Sue: Oh. I got to check it out. I love movies that are good but you make fun of and are about tall people. [both laugh] Well, you know, if you wanted to see it, uh...

Jeremy: Dude, you got to get me to the grad dorm fast, 'cause that's where I live.
Sue: Jeremy?
Jeremy: Well, well, well. Look who's here. The girl who fracked my heart!
Sue: Shh!
Tyler: Do you know this guy?
Sue: Uh, yeah. No. We kind of dated a little bit.
Jeremy: Oh! Oh! Is that we did? W-We dated a little bit? I haven't had the energy to chain my myself to anything in months. So... So is this the guy you replaced me with? Huh? Huh? Hey, Woody, where's Buzz?
Sue: No! Shh, no, no, no. I mean, Tyler and I aren't... I-I-I just breathed something in that I shouldn't have, okay? That's all. I just wanted to feel safe. Wait, Jeremy. Is that meat in your beard?
Jeremy: You get over yourself. You didn't drive me to eat meat. It's imitation... just like your love. Stop! [tires screech] I have to puke, and I want to do it on the Econ Building so it'll mean something.

Sue: Ugh! I'm sorry. That was totally awkward. Uh... we broke up a couple months ago. You can just drop me off at my apartment.
Tyler: Well, in that case, it looks like we're here.
Sue: Oh. Okay, well...
Tyler: You know what? I think you need to see that movie. So consider my cart at your disposal. I'll pick you up tomorrow at 8:00?
Sue: You could even pick me up at 7:00. Or 8:00. 8:00's fine. [chuckles]

Tyler: Hey, Sue.
Sue: Hi! Oh. Oh! I get it. [hushed] Did she have a little too much?
Tyler: What? Oh. Oh, no. Uh, t-this is my girlfriend, Julia. Julia, this is Sue.
Julia: Hi.
Sue: Oh. Hi. Hi! I like your necklace. It looks really good on your neck.
Julia: Oh, thanks. Tyler gave it to me for Christmas.
Sue: Oh. That's so Tyler! [chuckles nervously] I always thought he was sweet and nice. And aha! He is! Well, anyway, I will hop on... I'll hop on... I'll hop on in. Well... this is... This is gonna be so much fun. Uh, I brought some Milk Dudes in my purse if anyone wants for later.

Mike: If anyone asks... your aunt died.
Dr. Goodwin: Lilah or Pauline? Let's make it Pauline. She's a real bitch.

Tyler: Sue. Hey, Sue! Sue. Hey! Wait up.
Sue: It's okay. I don't need a ride now. The walking helps my cramps, but I've already shared too much.
Tyler: Sue, stop. I need to talk to you. It's important. My girlfriend broke up with me.
Sue: What? Why?
Tyler: Julia thinks I might like another girl, and she's not wrong.
Sue: Oh, my God. There's another one?! You are sick! You have a girlfriend, you like another girl, and, I'm sorry, but it seems like you were being a little bit flirty with me. So if you were looking for a woman friend to talk about your relationship problems, I am not going down that road again.
Tyler: Sue. Sue. I do like another girl. [looks at Sue]
Sue: Really?
Tyler: Yeah, Julia pointed out that at the movies, I spent the whole time looking at someone else.
Sue: Oh. Hmm. [Tyler kisses Sue] Just to be clear, it's me, right? [Tyler kisses her again] Okay, but if you could just put it into words so I could...
Tyler: Sue... it's you.