Hutch: You know, there's sort of an unwritten rule... The passenger entertains the driver.
Axl: Sorry, I'm just trying to get something down for my toast. You work on yours?
Hutch: Nah. I just figure I'll start talking and see what happens. I find, if I smile enough, people don't really listen to what I say. And besides, it's Kenny. How many guests can there really be?
Axl: True. I've never even seen him talk to another human being besides you and my mom, that one time.
Hutch: Yeah, we didn't even know his last name till we got the invite. Maybe we'll be the only ones there.
Axl: Well, he's got to have a family, right? I mean, Kenny had to come from somewhere.
Hutch: And if we knew where that was, it'd be great for our speech. You think we'll have mikes?
Axl: I'll text him. "K-bird, super-pumped for the wedding. How many peeps? Mikes for speeches?" Boom.
Hutch: Oh, and while you're at it, ask about bridesmaids. See if he has any sisters.
Axl: You really want to get with a she-Kenny? [cellphone chirps] Oh. Uh, "Definitely gonna be a mike."
Hutch: Hmm.
Axl: "Have to be sure all 600 guests can hear you."
Both: 600?!