Brick: Hey, Dad, I've been thinking.
Mike: I like your hair. Might not be the flashiest style, but it's consistent. Continue.
Brick: I really need help with this breakup thing.
Mike: You haven't talked to her yet? Just get it done.
Brick: I'm trying. I got some advice from Axl, but I realized what works for him might not work for me. But then it occurred to me you and I are very similar.
Mike: Okay.
Brick: So I was thinking you might be able to shed some light on this whole subject.
Mike: Look, Brick, I might not be the right guy to ask for breakup advice.
Brick: Why not?
Mike: Truth is, I never really broke up with a girl. I would just sort of grow distant and let them sort of... drift away. Come to think of it, there might be a couple women out there who still think they're going out with me.
Brick: So you've got no advice for me?
Mike: Lock in that hairstyle.