Axl: Hey! Look at that. Now this guy is clean. You want to put him to work, huh? What you got to eat around here? Come on. Make me something.
Sue: I'm sorry to inform you, Axl, but I'm not your maid.
Axl: Oh, come on, girl! You can do it! Make me some din din!
Sue: Oh, my God, Axl. You are such a jerk! I don't understand why Lexie likes you so much.
Axl: What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Hold on. Are you serious?
Sue: N-No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was not supposed to tell you that.
Axl: Hmm. Well, I know I always joked around about her liking me, but I never thought she really...
Sue: [sighs] Why do you think she came to our house for spring break instead of the Bahamas? Who in their right mind would do that? She didn't even spend time with me. She just laughed at all your stupid jokes and followed you around with her eyes. Well, her non-pus-y eye, at least.
Axl: She knows I'm dating April, right?
Sue: Yeah, I told her. I told her everything. I told her about how you clip your toenails. I told her about your booger wall. I told her about Dr. Axl and his fart-esthesia, and somehow, she still likes you.
Axl: Well, good, good. I'm glad you told her those things, 'cause, you know, [clicks tongue] it's not gonna happen. Hey! Look at that! Flip-flops came out great.