Axl: [sighs] All right. You can stay there if you don't talk, but I'm gonna need the couch.
Mike: What you need is pants.
Axl: Actually, I don't. I have a Skype interview for my internship in five minutes, and they're only gonna see me from the waist up. God, you really don't understand anything about technology, do you?
Mike: Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that. I think I might need more of a... What do you call it, a-a social-media presence for my business than this.
Axl: Wow, that is pathetic. [laughs] And self-addressed stamped envelopes? Really, Dad? Where you mailing these? 1985?
Mike: Okay, okay. So, how do I go about applying for a-a-a-a Twitter thing? Who do I contact?
Axl: Give me your phone.
Mike: And what would the wait time be? I can make the call myself if you just tell me who sets it up.
Axl: There. You're on Twitter. Now, if you wouldn't mind removing yourself from the couch, I'm about to get myself a very high-powered job. [burps] [computer chimes] Hi. I'm Axl Heck. It's nice to meet you. I just want to say I'm very excited about the possibility of working with your company. [Axl shifts his dad away] I'm currently a junior at East Indiana State University.