Sue: Hey, Axl! Psst! There's been a development.
Axl: I know... you're getting uglier. I don't need an update. I'm looking right at you. [laughs]
Sue: [sighs] Okay. I just got an e-mail from the school. I didn't just get regular detention. I got Saturday detention.
Axl: Whoa! On a first violation... that is hard-core.
Sue: Yeah. They said 'cause school's ending soon, they're just throwing everyone in on a Saturday. That means I am gonna be in with the skateboarders, the girl with the black lipstick, people who wear t-shirts with offensive slogans.
Axl: Relax. I've done a few Saturday tours. Now, if you want to get out of there with both your eyebrows, [snaps fingers] Listen and learn. Okay. Number 1, do not bring that binder. Number 2, you're gonna want to buy some protection, so you want to load up on the snacks, you know? Goldfish, candy bars... Kit Kats, they're great 'cause you can break them up into fours.
Sue: And then I'll be okay?
Axl: Oh, no. No, no, no. I'll be amazed if you survive. But hey, at least your last meal will be candy.