Quote from Mike in The Wind Chimes
Frankie: [gasps] Oh, my God. What happened? Mike: She's a nut, Frankie. She literally went up a tree and dropped on me like a cat. Frankie: Well, I mean, what did she expect? You had to go over there. What were we supposed to do? We were all going crazy with those wind chimes. Mike: That's the thing, Frankie... I wasn't. I barely even heard the damn things before you started going on and on about them. But you started yelling out windows and writing on stationery, and you got me all riled up about it. Frankie: What do you mean I got you riled up? Mike: You rile me up about everything. You riled me up about Sue. I didn't let her go to a kid's party. I don't care if Sue goes to a party. I trust Sue. Sue: Aw, Dad. Mike: You know what else? I didn't mind it when the mailman wasn't bundling our mail into rubber bands. But I yelled at him anyway. And I didn't care when The Frugal Hoosier started charging a nickel a bag, but I marched into the manager's office, and I scared the hell out of a 16-year-old boy. The truth is, I don't mind anything. But you mind everything, so then I got to mind it, and you know why? 'Cause if mama ain't happy, then nobody's happy. Frankie: [sighs] But I'm happy. And it's not like I told you to do any of that stuff. Mike: Oh, really? So, when you tell me there's a spider in the bathroom, y-y-you don't want me to do anything. You're just giving me the bug report?