Axl: Well... we tried. Darn, I was really looking forward to watching this.
Frankie: You're not going anywhere. Besides, I've seen this a million times. I can explain what's happening. Okay, now, this is the war part. Axl, you should like that. And that's the general. Oh, and those two soldiers are song-and-dance men.
Axl: Song-and-dance men? What are they gonna do, bore the enemy into submission?
Frankie: You know, this is all just setup. Let's move ahead. [fast-forwards] Oh, oh, oh, oh! This part is so funny! Okay, they have to pretend to be women and get on a train to leave town 'cause they didn't pay their rent. When Bing Crosby finds out, he gets so mad!
Sue: Ha! It sounds funny, Mom! I can't see it, but it sounds funny.
Mike: So, they dress up like women to escape the police on the train?
Frankie: No, they dress up like women to perform so the policemen have to stay and watch. Uh, I'm not explaining it right.