Sue: All right! All right! Whoo! Okay, well, I think we can all agree that trust falls were a failed experiment. So, what do you guys want to do?
Ashley: We could have a séance.
Sue: Ooh! Very Halloween-y. I like it! Becky, get the lights. So... what do we do?
Ashley: Uh, let's hold hands. Okay, first, we need to call the spirit of a dead person. It's your house, so you should probably make the call.
Sue: Okay. Uh... Oh, spirits. I know this is your busy season with Halloween coming up and all, but if it's cool with you, we would like to contact the spirit of... Christopher Columbus!
Becky: Christopher Columbus?
Sue: He discovered America, you guys, and I just love America so much! Oh, spirits, if Christopher Columbus is in the room with us right now, please give us a signany sign. Hear our call. Show us your spirit is here.
[Sue squeals as she opens her eyes]