Axl: Oh, this is so unfair! It's my senior year. How am I supposed to rule without a car?!
Mike: Well, your Mom's going back to school. If you want a new car, you'll have to get a second job to pay for it.
Axl: So I'm gonna have two jobs. She's gonna have none? You're the mom! You're the one who's supposed to be working yourself to death! Wait. You guys are messing with me, right? This is all a big setup. Is my new car outside the window?
Mike: You're not getting a car, you idiot. We'll be lucky if we don't have to sell one of ours to pay for mom's school.
Axl: What? I can't believe you're telling me this! These are adult problems. Whatever happened to protecting our feelings? Whatever happened to not upsetting the kids?
Frankie: We thought you'd be mature enough to handle it.
Axl: Well, I'm not. So from now on, don't be sitting us down and telling us bad things. We'll just assume those are happening.