Axl: God! I've been looking at pamphlets for a whole hour. That should count as one of my hours right there. 29 more to go. Whoo!
Mike: Stop screwing around and pick something. Tons of good options here. Helping out at a nursing home.
Axl: No.
Mike: Planting trees.
Axl: No! Nothing sad, nothing hard, nothing gross.
Mike: How about washing-
Axl: Unless that ends in "hot chicks" that's a definite "no." Hey, I could help people who can't play video games, like, if they don't have thumbs or something.
Mike: Oh. Hey, look at that. They have that right here.
Axl: Really?
Mike: No, not really, you idiot. Come on. You got 20 waking hours to do 30 hours of community service. I'm picking for you. Here. "Meals That Heal" and "Time with Tots." Done.
Axl: Or I could just stay in my room and jam and come up with an awesome song that'll make the whole world happy.
Mike: The world's been through enough. Make the call.