Axl: Great. You guys got the wrong pizza. It has yellow things all over it. What is this?
Frankie: [gasps] Pineapple pizza! Oh, Mike.
Mike: Still good, huh?
Axl: I still don't get it. Why are you doing this? What is this about? You trying to teach us some kind of lesson?
Frankie: Axl, you really think we have nothing better to do than sit around, thinking up lessons to teach you?
Mike: This isn't about you. Your mom and I love this pizza, and we never get it. Now we're getting it.
Brick: But we don't like this pizza.
Mike: You'll eat what we provide. In the wild, when the lion brings back the zebra he just killed, the cubs don't get to say... " [whimpers] We don't like zebra. We wanted wildebeest." When the lion brings back zebra, everybody eats zebra.
Axl: But I don't like zebra! I want wildebeest!
Mike: Well, all we've got is zebra.
Sue: But the zebra has pineapple on it.
Brick: Wait. Who's the lion in this story?
Mike: I'm the lion. I'm the lion in all the stories. [high-fives Frankie]