Frankie: And that's why we thought we could offer some insights into our son that might make the year go more smoothly.
Mrs. Rinsky: So you're here on the third day of school to try to get your child some special attention.
Frankie: Well, no, not special attention. But, you see, he is, you know, a little special.
Mrs. Rinsky: Let me tell you something, Mommy. Every parent thinks their child is special. They can't all be. That's impossible. I mean, some children are just... average.
Mike: We know. That's our other two kids.
Frankie: But, see, Brick is quirky special.
Mrs. Rinsky: Special needs?
Frankie: No, not that special.
Mrs. Rinsky: Well, then he's normal. So, what are you doing here, dear? On my lunch hour.
Frankie: [sighs] Well, uh, we were just trying to get out on top of it, and, um... You see, Brick whispers...