Quote from Brick in Eyes Wide Open
Brick: Okay, the first two pages will take us from 3:15 to 3:18. At that point, Dad and Lilah will head into the family room. And, Mom, you'll walk in with what kind of cookies? Frankie: Warm. Brick: And? Frankie: Chocolate chip or shortbread, but only if from a recipe. If not from a recipe, then packaged, but not from Frugal Hoosier. No cracks, no halves. Whole cookies only. Brick: Good. Then I'll come down the hall pretending to talk to a friend on my phone, which will be Dad's cue to say... Mike: [clears throat] "Brick, quit talking to all your friends all the time. You have company." Brick: Great! Remember, it takes a village to get me a girl. We'll run this script one more time, then we're going to Sears to get me some white jeans. From the top.