Frankie: Uh, what's this?
Brick: The greatest day of my life! Can you believe it? We are now the proud owners of our very own microfiche machine. And just to be clear, this is mine, but I'm leaving it out for all of us so we can use it.
Mike: You actually spent money for this thing?
Brick: Yep, $60. Best birthday money I ever spent. And to think I was this close to blowing it on a goat for a starving family.