Quote from Mike in Hoosier Maid
Big Mike: I am not going to a nursing home. Meebles Department Store is going out of business. I'm gonna try and get their jewelry display cases.
Mike: What... What does that have to do with anything?
Big Mike: You can get good money out of selling them.
Mike: Yeah. But that's the thing, Dad... You don't. You just keep stuff and you hoard and hoard. And now this place is one spark away from turning into a pile of ashes. And you couldn't walk out of here if you wanted to. Look, you're going someplace where they're gonna take care of you, whether you like it or not. And that's the end of the story.
Rusty: Well, Mike's also the one that put the two fingers in your birthday cake that time. Do you want me to go cut a switch for you, Dad? [Mike sighs]