Quote from Big Mike in Hoosier Maid
Frankie: [v.o.] I figured if you're gonna have a maid, you got to have a good vacuum, so I sent Mike to the place with the biggest inventory at the best prices. Mike: Hello? [enters] Hello? Hello? Dad? Dad? What happened to you? Big Mike: Nothing happened. Mike: Well, something happened. You're walking with a cane. Big Mike: I know how I'm walking. What... What do you want? Mike: Just came by to borrow a vacuum cleaner. Big Mike: Oh, I-I'm not sure I can spare one at this juncture. Mike: You got 15. Big Mike: You counting my vacuum cleaners now?