Quote from Rusty in The Wisdom Teeth
Rusty: Big problemo, Mike. Marlene's back in town. You got to hide me. Mike: Why? She's not pregnant, is she? Rusty: Well, no. Why? You guys have a thing on the side or something? Mike: What? Rusty: Oh. No, it's just, uh, she caught me at Dad's yesterday, and she really laid into me. She was like, "You're the worst ex-husband ever. You're not forwarding my mail. The diaper business belongs to me. You took the good tire off my car." She was... Mike: Wait, wait, wait, back up. Rusty: It's true, Mike. I... I don't forward her mail. Mike: No, after that. Why would she say the diaper business belongs to her? Rusty: Oh. Oh, well, you know women. [chuckles] Yeah, they... They're always so possessive. What with that and it being her idea and all.