Logan: Sue, I really like you.
Sue: I really like you, too.
Logan: I just... I need to tell you something. [inhales sharply] I'm thinking about changing my major.
Sue: Oh. Well, I don't really think that's gonna affect our relationship. Unless, I mean, if it's psychology, because I think I'm gonna do psychology. And if we have two psychologists in the family, then that could really mess up our kids.
Logan: Uh...
Sue: Not that we're having kids yet. It's not like I've already named one of them Emmaline.
Logan: Look, Sue, I was thinking about changing my major to... religious studies.
Sue: Mm-hmm.
Logan: I'm thinking of becoming a priest.
Sue: Oh. God.