Quote from Axl in Floating 50
Axl: Oh, my God. That service was endless. Why doesn't church have half time or at least time-outs? Frankie: Hey, none of us wanted to go to Dottie's confirmation, but the Donahues showed up for ours, so we had to go to theirs. That's just the way it works. Brick: Mom, when was my confirmation? Frankie: [quietly] Crap on a cracker. Axl: Oh, wait. Brick didn't get confirmed? [laughs] Brick's going to hell! Dad crashes his car right now, Brick goes straight to hell. Brick: Really?! Is that true?! Mike: Nobody's going to hell. We're already in hell.