Brick: [answers phone] Hi, Axl.
Axl: Okay, I know what's going on here. We just studied this. It's classic identity disorder. Dad's mind has him convinced he's someone else in order to cope with his sucky life.
Sue: [on cellphone] Axl, can you hear me? Do you believe it? Dad's actually wearing the Hawaiian shirt we got him!
Axl: I know, but why? Does he know he's wearing it? Was he asleep, and they just put it on him?
Sue: I don't know.
Brick: Oh, and guess what. He's going outside in it.
Sue: Oh, my God.