Quote from Mike in Not Your Brother's Drop Off
Mike: And, Sue, you're coming with me. Let's go. We got work to do. Time to teach you how to balance a checkbook. Sue: But... Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, all summer long, Mike had been dealing with Sue's impending departure by trying to cram 1,000 life lessons into the little time they had left. [montage:] Mike: There's a lot of spiders in the world, and I'm not gonna be there to kill them all for you. One's poisonous, it bites you in your sleep, you're dead. Mike: Okay, late at night, you're broken down on the side of the road, nobody in sight... It's up to you to change this tire, or you're dead. Sue: [opens bedroom door] Hi, Dad. Mike: You didn't ask who it was. Who it was is a dangerous stranger, and you're dead.