Mike: Okay, guys, here's the deal. She's your mom, so this year you guys are getting the gift. [kids groan]
Axl: Oh, what the... [scoffs]
Mike: Hey, you're grown up now. You're 21. You're 18. You're...
Brick: Really, Dad?
Mike: You know how old you are. And we got to do better than the "Mom on the Moon" t-shirt. That's the bar.
Axl: Oh, that shirt was awesome. Hey, I saw this "Cave Mom" one with a cave lady...
Mike: No, no mom t-shirts of any kind. You guys got to bring it this year. I got my job. I'm booking the reservation at the tea place she wants to go to. And, yes, we all have to go. I checked. Now get cracking on that gift.
[After Mike leaves, Axl and Brick turn to Sue]