Devin: Whoa! You dated Ashley? This whole time, I was telling you about the strange wizard girl who moved in across the hall, and it turns out she was your high-school girlfriend? [chuckles] Okay, that's awesome.
Axl: No! [laughing] No, no! Weird Ashley was not my girlfriend. It's all in her head. She's obsessed with me. [groans] I can't even believe she's here!
Devin: Hey, it's cool. We all got a past. [chuckles] Honestly, I would not have pegged her as your type. But I did date an Eagle Scout who once wore all 40 badges on a date, so, yeah, no need to be embarrassed about it.
Axl: Uh, I'm not embarrassed about dating her, 'cause I never dated her! Shush! Stop talking. She could be listening.