Sue: Mom, Dad. You are not gonna believe this.
Frankie: Wait, me first. How long should I wait before I accept a Facebook friend request?
Sue: Oh, you gotta jump on that. It could've been a mistake.
Frankie: Good thinking.
Sue: Anyway... I was perusing KickinItTeenStyle's sister web site, kickinitcollegestyle.com... and I learned some very life-changing intel on a surefire way to get into the university of your choice. One word... oboe.
Mike: Five words... you don't play the oboe.
Sue: Don't worry, you guys. I got this. These universities need to fill their oboe needs, and that is where Sue Heck comes in. [plays oboe off-key] Whoo! Feelin' kinda dizzy. Head between knees.