Mike: Well, I hope you kept the number of this place 'cause I'm getting them on the phone right now and they're taking this back.
Frankie: Oh, you don't think I tried that? It did not go well. For people who make tiny furniture for the pleasure of children, they're real douche bags.
Mike: [sighs] Well, guess there's only one thing we can do. We got to replace the rest of our stuff with tiny stuff, or this table is gonna look ridiculous.
Frankie: [laughs] Oh, Mike, I'm sorry. I was dumb. I was so dumb!
Mike: Eh, it's not your fault. It's both of ours. We tried to find joy, and the universe clearly does not want us to have it.
Frankie: I just wanted something nice for a change.
Mike: I know. Well, someday we'll learn.
Frankie: How to be happy?
Mike: No... to stop trying.