Brick: Hey, since we're traveling to Florida anyway, can we stop in North Carolina and see my girlfriend.
Mike: Wait, is this the girl you've been playing computer games with? 'Cause... she's not your girlfriend. She's not even a friend. In fact, she may not even be a girl.
Brick: Oh, she is very much my girlfriend. We're on level 7 of The Mists of Khartoum. Last week, I gave her a conjuring wand, and she gave me two cloaking potions, so... [clicks tongue] Yeah, it's pretty serious.
Frankie: Okay, so, you want us to drive hundreds of miles out of our way so you can visit a girl you've never seen or actually spoken to.
Brick: Right. So, what day should I tell her we'll be there?