Quote from Brick in The Wind Chimes
Frankie: [v.o.] Out here in the middle, we're not caviar, champagne, or theater people. We like pretzels, beer, and TV. Brick: 36 salt specks. Mike: You count the number of salt specks? Brick: You don't count? Mike: No. No, I don't. That's another one in the "Just You" column. Brick: Mm. There are fewer specks than there used to be. They're clearly cutting back on salt. Isn't that the point of the pretzel to have it be both salty and crunchy? Otherwise, it's toast. Mike: Remember the rule no talking when the TV's on? Brick: But the TV's always on. Mike: And why do you think that is?