Nikki: What's his problem?
Sydney: Geez, relax, dude.
Sue: Yeah. What's with Coach Crankypants? Actually, Dad, you're not really that cranky today. You're doing great. It's just I got to fit in with the other girls. So, if you hear me saying things about the new coach, I just want you to know I don't really mean them.
Mike: Wait, what things?
Sue: Oh, I don't know. A ton of stuff. Uh, "Coach never smiles, coach wears too much flannel, I think he drinks." It's nothing they're not saying already.