Darrin: So what's up?
Axl: Well, while you've been busy giving dorkyback rides, I've been out marketing our band, and guess what... I got us our first paying gig. Avert your eyes or risk being blinded by my awesomeness.
Darrin: You're kidding. That's great!
Axl: Now get ready, 'cause we are on a rocket ship to stardom. We are playing at the Orson Dollar Days!
Darrin: The one they do in the parking lot every year behind the shoe warehouse?
Axl: Not only that, but they're paying us $50, or 100 Dollar Day dollars. No expiration date, discount merchandise only, all sales, final, blah.
Darrin: This is awesome. Maybe I could use my cut to buy Sue those imitation Ugg boots she wants.
Axl: Yeah, I think Ugg boots would be the perfect gift for Sue. [off Darrin's look] What? They would.