Quote from Axl in The Bachelor
Sean: So you and Cassidy are done? What's going on? Caxl's breaking up?
Axl: I don't know. But I'm a man, so I'm not gonna go crawling back and ask her. Who wants candied pecans?
Darrin: You know, sometimes when Sue and I are having a fight, I just reach out and gently touch-
Axl: I swear to God, Darrin. [voice breaking] You guys want fresh croutons?
Sean: Dude, seriously?
Axl: Hells, yeah! Give me some day-old bread. I'll make 'em right now.