Frankie: Aw. Moths ate my Oscar carpet.
Mike: Oh, no. Where will Brad Pitt walk?
Frankie: Come on, Mike. It's exciting. The Oscars. I like it. It's a nice bit of escapism.
Mike: Yeah, I'm all on board with escaping.
Frankie: Well, you're not allowed to. You're watching it. It's like the Super Bowl of Hollywood.
Mike: What do you know about Hollywood?
Frankie: Hey, I know plenty about Hollywood. I do the People crossword puzzle every week. And 5 across is "shut up".