Sue: Hey, Dad, I know you're probably wondering what I'm doing for Valentine's Day. I don't exactly have a date, and that could really bum me out, 'cause last year was so great 'cause I had Matt and everything.
Mike: Your mom's in the kitchen.
Sue: She told me you guys were in here. Anyway, the school is having a dance, and I signed up to be on the cleanup committee. I may not be in love, but I can still clean up for people in love.
Axl: Oh, my God. Nobody goes to that lame dance.
Sue: You're just mad because your girlfriend is out of town.
Axl: She's at a wedding... something you'll never be in. I suggest buying a wacky hat and starting your cat collection now.
Sue: That's not even an insult. I love cats.