Frankie: Mom, Dad, Mike and I were trying to remember that great story you always tell about your first date. You know, how Dad got lost and you ended up by the lake? What happened again?
Pat: [chuckles] Oh, he got lost all right. No surprise there.
Tag: Yeah, she was probably talking so much, I missed the sign.
Frankie: No, it was sweet. You got lost and you didn't have anything to eat, and mom pulled the crackers from her bag and...
Pat: Back then, he would eat crackers!
Tag: Crackers are poison! Might as well eat a bag of sugar!