Frankie: [v.o.] Out here in the middle, our kids learn early that a penny saved is a penny earned. And the more pennies you save and earn, the more stupid crap you can buy.
Brick: I need $34.95 to buy a pair of night vision goggles.
Frankie: Sorry. Wrong family.
Brick: Let me see if this changes your mind. You could borrow them.
Mike: I've seen this place in the daytime, I don't need to see it at night. What do you need night vision goggles for, anyway?
Brick: I want to read in the dark. Look, if it's too expensive, I'm willing to go for the ones without the no-chafe head strap, but they're clearly not as good.
Mike: Brick, the answer's "no." If you want to buy something dumb you don't need, you gotta be able to pay for it.
Frankie: Well, until you get a credit card.