Frankie: [v.o.] Out here in the middle, we spend a lot of time running our kids around to lots of activities, but the only thing worse than having too many activities is having no activities.
Axl: I'm bored.
Frankie: You could vacuum.
Axl: You're hilarious.
Frankie: Why don't you read a book?
Axl: Why don't you read a book? [Frankie opens the refrigerator] Ooh. Leave that open. The cool air feels good on my feet.
Frankie: You know, what else might feel good is soap and a washcloth.
Axl: Oh, this sucks. Basketball's over. Baseball season hasn't started yet. I need a hug. But not from you... from some hot chick.