Mrs. Tibbits: Mr. Heck. Don't go running off just yet. It's every guest's honor to lead the class in the pledge of allegiance.
Mike: Oh, no, that's okay.
Mrs. Tibbits: I insist.
Mike: Uh... [clears throat] I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for purple mountains majesty... And... And... Lead us not into temptation... [kids laugh] Land that I love... Till death do us part... Amen. [salutes the flag]
[cut to Mike returning home:]
Mike: I'm never going back to that school.