Quote from Frankie in Year of the Hecks
Police Officer: Going a little fast there. Axl: T-h-e-r-e! [the officer shines the light in Axl's eyes] Ow. Frankie: I-I'm really sorry, but I'm trying to get to my son. The thing is, I don't spend any time with him, and then I did, and then I left him, and now he's alone, and he could be lost or freezing, and it's all because we were trying to get him to stop reading. Police Officer: Do I need to call social services here? Frankie: No, that's okay. We're already in the system. No, I mean, it wasn't anything big, just me hitting him with a beer bottle. But I didn't really, see? It was trash day. Mike: Excuse me. Officer? Maybe I can clear things up. [smiles]