Frankie: Hey, where you been?
Mike: I'll tell you where I've been. I went to the bank, and what should have taken 2 minutes took 20 because I smiled at the teller, whose name is Tina, by the way. She's a grandmother, and she has a dog, and she likes tuna fish without mayo. This is why I don't smile at people. Because it's just an invitation into boring people's lives. Now I have to learn how to use the A.T.M.