Quote from Brick in A Christmas Gift
Brick: Mom, you never told me church is based on a book. Frankie: I assumed you knew. It's the number one best-selling book of all time. Brick: Hmm. Well, it's a real page-turner. I do have a lot of questions, though, like Jonah inside the belly of a whale. Wouldn't the whale's digestive juices dissolve him? Frankie: Look, Brick, I gotta go to work. Ask your dad. Brick: And how could Noah have two of every animal on one boat? Many are mortal enemies, and the poop alone... Mike: Brick, it's a little early to be talking about the Bible. Ask your brother.