Frankie: Did I seriously say I wanted to have a Christmas party?
Mike: Well, your lips were moving, but the eggnog was doing all the talking. [Frankie sighs] So I'm guessing you don't want to renew our vows, either.
Frankie: Oh. No.
Mike: [chuckles] Well, at least the party's off.
Frankie: Uh, no, it's not. I e-mailed everybody last night, and we already have 20 yeses. I swear, we should put a breathalyzer on that computer.