Quote from Mike in A Christmas Gift
Frankie: [v.o.] Out here in the Middle, we love our holiday parties. The Christmas sweaters, the carols, the eggnog... Lots and lots of eggnog.
Frankie: Oh, shoot! I forgot to say bye to Robin.
Mike: Really? There's someone you didn't say bye to?
Frankie: Well, you didn't give me a chance. You were standing on the porch, waving my coat like a matador.
Mike: I ate a snowman cookie. I read a Sports Illustrated in the bathroom. I think we did what we needed to do.