Bob: Frankie, guess what? In the Orson Community Theater's upcoming production of The Wizard Of Oz, I have just been cast as... The Mayor of Munchkinland.
Frankie: [gasps] Wow!
Bob: I have lines and everything. Hey, uh, would your kids be interested in trying out? They're looking for Munchkins. We've only got three. Not very much of a land. [chuckles]
Frankie: Nah, it's not really Axl and Brick's thing, and Sue's already tried out for so much stuff this year, if she didn't make something else, it could send her over the edge.
Bob: Oh, kids don't have to audition. Everybody gets in.
Frankie: Everybody?
Bob: Everybody.