Quote from Rusty in The Play
Rusty: Hey! It's Brick's Uncle. I'm here for, uh, Grandparents and Special Friends Day. Brick: You've gotta be kidding me. Science Teacher: Uh, th-that was last week. Th-they're taking a test. Now is really not the best time. Rusty: Oh, no, it's not the best time for me at all, but I'm here, so how does this work? What, do they, uh, sing me a song, give me a cupcake or somethin'? Science Teacher: Oh. Well, I-I guess we might have a minute. Uh... is there... anything you'd like to share with the students? Rusty: Yeah. Yeah, I got somethin'. They tell you you gotta learn your ABCs, but what they don't tell you is, you gotta learn them backwards while balancing on one foot with a flashlight in your face while some guy you went to high school with calls you a punk on account of he became a cop and you swerved a little and hit a fire hydrant. Ha!