Frankie: Wow. We suck, Mike.
Mike: I ain't gonna argue. We got any more mayo?
Frankie: Seriously, look at all the great places everybody went this summer. What did we do? Squat.
Mike: Yeah, but with everybody else gone, we had the run of the neighborhood. Left the garbage cans out for weeks, washed the car in my pajamas. You can't buy that kind of experience.
Frankie: You should've seen 'em, Mike. Just so happy and close and sun-kissed. What about us? We barely even saw our kids.
Mike: I know. Kind of a perfect summer, wasn't it?