Mike: 60 bucks for speeding. That is officially the most expensive bargain meal I ever had.
Frankie: But did you see how many pumps of cheese I put on my potato? I think we broke even.
Mike: This is nuts. Everybody else just drives over the bridge to the mall. We gotta go ten minutes out of our way. I mean, I know our time isn't worth anything, but still.
Frankie: He's afraid. What are you gonna do?
Mike: I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna stop letting our 9-year-old hold us hostage. Next time we're out there, we drive over the bridge. End of story. He'll be fine.
Frankie: Or he'll be scarred for life.
Mike: 50/50 shot. I like those odds.