Quote from Axl in The Prom
Frankie: Well, I think you should give her a chance. You never know. Today's weird girl might be tomorrow's Tina Fey. Mike, have you been listening to this? Mike: Uh, yes. That's why I came in, not just to get a beer. I don't know. I think he's still in the gray area on this. I mean, texting a girl to prom is truly moronic... Axl: Thank you! Mike: But it's still two weeks away. I think if he explains to this girl that he messed up, no harm, no foul. Frankie: Well, I guess. As long as you explain what happened to weird Ash- To Ashley, kindly and with respect. Axl: Cool. Next time I hit the can, I'll text her. Mike: No, you won't text her on the can. You will tell her face-to-face like a gentleman. Axl: Well, I don't have face-to-face. This stupid cheap phone doesn't even have a camera.