Mike: I'm talking about a present. What present would she like? Come on. This should be easy. The woman has nothin'.
Sue: Wait. Last year, I remember her saying she wished everyone would just leave her alone for the day.
Brick: I enjoyed that menopause book I read on the airplane.
Mike: Hang on, Brick. Let's let Sue finish. Sue, she really said that?
Sue: I totally remember her screaming it to grandma.
Mike: Hmm. You really think we could pass that off as our present? The gift of not us? I like it.