Frankie: Whoo! Did it! I did it. Suck it, security lady. I made it fit!
[cut to Frankie and the family being patted down by TSA agents:]
Frankie: I did not know you were not allowed to say "suck it" in security. That must be one of those new T.S.A.
rules.
Male TSA Agent: Sir, do you have any electronics in your bag? Camera, portable DVD player, iPod, iPad, laptop?
Mike: My wife's wearing 3 coats to save $25. What do you think?